Well, not really a disastro...I've just been listening to CocoRosie lately...ha.
Though, my brand new Juki DNU-1541S is still not working and that's close to a disaster.
After hours of contemplation and watching the hook spin round and round I've figured out that the hook assembly is most likely defective, or was damaged somehow at the factory. Either way, there's a rough spot in the rotation of the hook that causes the assembly to seize up when there's enough pressure applied to it.

Hook assembly. The inside part with the post is called the basket. It rocks back 'n' forth slightly while the hook rotates around it.
The first time I was sewing with this machine, I was sewing slowly along, over some number-eight cotton duck, everything's going well, beautiful stitches...sewing over a few more layers of duck on top of that, then boom! the machine jams up.
I thought it must've been a bad needle strike, or something like that, and the safety clutch went off. But it wasn't that at all. It took me a while to figure it out--days--but here's what's going on:

When there's force on the basket, such as when the machine is handling heavy material, the basket and hook lock up. This makes the basket pop outta place and rotate with the hook. (Note the top red arrow above: This is the li'l nubbin that keeps the basket in place. With the second arrow, you can see the needle coming down through the slot in the basket.)

Here the basket has popped out of place and is rotating with the hook. The needle is continuing to descend...

...and will collide with the basket...now!
The great tragedy of this is that Juki sewing machines have such a good reputation that no-one believes me when I tell them that I'm having trouble with my hook assembly. They usually try to blame the problem on me, or tell me to call someone else...in circular fashion.
And since this only happens with heavier material, it wasn't caught at the factory during the final sew off.
Fortunately Juki America has been fairly helpful, and I've sent my hook in for inspection.
[
Note: I've received my replacement hook and I've just installed it. So far so good. Thanks, Juki!]
Though, I swear this machine must be cursed. First I received a defective table leg, then the motor belt was too small to match the drilled holes, now a crummy hook assembly.
Sheesh. Give me a break.
Lucky I still have my 111. Almost half the price and sewing strong.
So here's me taking the hook assembly off:

I was hoping to just move the feed base up a bit and slide the whole assembly out, but the thing's so complicated on the 1541s, I just took the assembly apart and got it out that way.
[Note: I figured out you can just loosen the bobbin finger/holder (that piece with the nubbin on it) and swing it out of the way and that leaves just enough room for the hook assembly to slide out. That's when the feed dog is at its highest point.]
Above and below is the hook with no basket.

Made a li'l mark on the machine so I can roughly line it back up...though there's a groove in the hook shaft...
[Note: Lucky there's a groove 'cause I forgot what position the needle was at. You need another reference point, otherwise this is useless. Ha.]

Needle plate removed. The hook just about to come back up. This is where the hook would snatch the thread loop.

No more hook assembly.